WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Is it bad that I had to wait five minutes to reblog this becuase I couldn’t stop laughing?
ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE
Osu before Osu.
Cover of Do You Want to Build a Snowman from Frozen by Wendy and me. x)
Lily: [Knocks] Wendy?
Do you want to build a snowman?
Come on let’s go and play
wendy: I never see you anymore
Come out the door,
It’s like you’ve gone away
Lily: We used to be best buddies
Wendy: And now we’re not
I wish you would tell me why
Lily: Do you want to build a snowman?
It doesn’t have to be a snowman
Wendy: Go away, Lily
Lily: Okay, bye..
Wendy: Do you want to build a snowman
or ride our bike around the halls?
Lily: I think some company is overdue
I’ve started talking to
The pictures on the walls
(Hang in there, George!)
Wendy: It gets a little lonely,
Lily: All these empty rooms,
Wendy: Just watching the hours tick by
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)
Lily: [knocks] Wendy?
Please I know you’re in there,
People are asking where you’ve been,
Wendy: They say “have courage”;
And I’m trying to,
I’m right out here for you
Just let me in
Lily: We only have each other
Wendy: It’s just you and me
Both: What are we gonna do?
Wendy: Do you want to build a snowman?
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
i saw god today.
i want to believe this is real life
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
Found out what happened to the iPhone cookie man